Monday, April 15, 2013

Maurice the Meddlesome Magpie

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Maurice the Meddlesome Magpie

It is the nature of a magpie to be noisy, but Maurice also had a bad habit of sticking his nose into everyone’s business and passing judgment on everything from a joyful junco’s nest construction to a turtle’s slow advance across a country road. Freely offering advice where none was solicited, Maurice was making himself more and more unpopular.

“You should move faster,” he told Timmy the Tenacious Turtle. “If you don’t get across that road soon, a big farm tractor will come along and smash you flatter than a pancake.”

Timmy just nodded and took another sluggish step, and another.

“Hurry, hurry,” said Maurice with an annoying screech. “You’re going to die.”

Timmy nodded again and took another step forward.

“I can’t watch,” Maurice said as he flew away. Moments later he sat on a branch overhanging a bird feeder and tried to organize the comings and goings of the house finches and goldfinches. “If you’d line up and take turns,” he said, “you’d all get your share. The way you’re fluttering and flitting about, you’re all going to go hungry.”

The finches hopped and fluttered and flitted and completely ignored Maurice’s advice.

Finally he soared to the top of the big fence under the tree and screeched at the black and white cat crouched in the corner of the yard. “Get out, get out,” he called out to the finches. “Cat, cat, cat.”

“Mind your own business, Bird,” the cat said.

“Cat, cat, cat,” Maurice repeated.

And before Maurice could fly away, the cat sprang to the top of the fence, grabbed him by the beak, and threw him to the ground. As Maurice wobbled into the sky to escape, he looked down his beak and realized it sat slightly askew. He was immensely relieved a few minutes later to find himself able to hold on to a bug and grab a peanut from the big bird feeder.

Sadly, the finches and Timmy the Turtle laughed when they saw him. "Let me offer you a bit of advice," said Timmy, who had now made it safely to the other side of the road. "In the future, mind your own beak."

And that’s what can happen when a magpie pays too much attention to other creatures’ business and not enough time tending to his own affairs.


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Margot Kinberg said...

Pat - Truly a cautionary tale. When we pay too much attention to other people's business and not enough to our own, it's never a good outcome...

Anonymous said...

Love the way you give the Magpie the name of Maurice. I call the the squirrels Cyril and Sybil.
Excellent write.


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Oh, bad pun! But funny.

Julie Luek said...

Great use of a Magpie. They are big, bossy birds, aren't they? Fun story, Pat.

Julie Flanders said...

Haha, I love mind your own beak. I can think of a few people I'd like to say that too. :D

lizy-expat-writer said...

Thanks for a light-hearted story - the moral was clear too.

Lady's Knight said...

a good story with a good moral for birds and people

nice to meet your through A to Z

Lady's Knight

LD Masterson said...


M Pax said...

I feel kind of bad for Maurice. Very cute story.

Doreen McGettigan said...

Very good and So funny. I am really enjoying all of your A-Z posts:)

Cynthia Rodrigues Manchekar said...

What a lovely story, Patricia. Magpies and humans too should mind their own business, rather than dispensing unwanted advice.

Cynthia Rodrigues Manchekar at Cynthology