I'd like to be an expert on something important. A real expert, the kind that might get called to serve as an expert witness in a big court case...or before Congress. Wow, testifying before Congress as an expert. That would stroke a person's ego, wouldn't it?
I know some experts like that. One is Jane H. Bock, forensic botanist. She knows so much cool stuff that she even gives lectures to crime writers.
Yep, I wish I was an expert on something important, just like Jane.